About
This is the personal blog of Jon Lincicum. (I’ll bet you would never have guessed that from the URL.)
If you don’t know who I am and what I’m about, generally, then why are you even reading this? I mean, I don’t mean to be rude. I just can’t imagine why you’d be interested. If you are, well, good for you. Feel free to stick around. See if I care. Just don’t expect me to be particularly entertaining or enlightening or anything. I mean, this message here is about the height of my eloquence, and it’s hardly amusing at all. A waste of your time, really. Yet here you are, still reading it. Man, you’re dedicated. Here’s a brief summary of my life as a reward for your unprecedented persistence.
In me, there meet a combination of antithetical elements that are at constant war with one another. Driven hither by objective influences, thither by subjective emotions; wafted one moment into blazing day by mocking hope, driven the next into Cimmerian darkness by tangible despair. I am but a living ganglion of irreconcilable antangonisms. I trust I make myself clear?
(With all due respects to W.S. Gilbert)
