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More Meme Silliness

by Jon on Oct.19, 2007, under Geeky, History, Memes

You paid attention during 100% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don’t get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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I Don’t Exist!

by Jon on Oct.19, 2007, under Geeky, Memes, Personal

HowManyOfMe.com
Logo There are
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

So…. according to this website, I don’t exist. Gee. Thanks guys. Next time, maybe do a little research, eh?

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My Dream House…

by Jon on Sep.18, 2007, under Geeky, Memes

Your home is a

Time-Lord’s Manor

Your kitchen consists of dilithium-powered food replicators, manned by obedient robot slaves, who are sure to never, ever rebel. I mean, it’s preposterous to even consider it. There’s a pantry loaded with enough alcohol to survive another Prohibition — which you do tend to worry about. Get help, man. Your master bedroom has a bedside table with a pad for writing down late-night inspirations. Your study has every science fiction title ever written. One of your garages contains a life-sized X-Wing fighter, and KITT. (KITT was a gift from a well-meaning uncle.)Your home also includes a robot repair bay, where your mechanized servants are routinely fitted with new restraining bolts. (It’s just a precaution.) Your guests enjoy your animatronic replica of the cantina at Mos Eisley. Outside is your radio telescope, listening constantly for alien transmissions. Especially invaders. They’ll come eventually, even if nobody believes you. (Nobody does.)Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Find YOUR Dream Home!
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For some reason, this seems to hit me dead-on.

by Jon on Aug.22, 2007, under Memes

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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